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My biggest thrill these days
My biggest thrill these days;
nearly lacing my toothbrush with contact solution,
instead of toothpaste.
Dragging around the house in an old cardigan,
(just like Cobain)
to hide my tattoos from grandpa.
Smoking pot in my backyard garden,
shoving a lit joint down my pants,
because grandma came home early.
My uncle and his kids coming over for dinner,
wondering why i dont eat with them at 3:00 pm,
i told them i wasnt hungry,
excluding the part about being awake for 3 days straight on an Ecstasy binge.
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she says im self-absorbed.
but is narcissism really a bad thing?
my self esteem is through the roof!
ive also been told you have to love yourself before you can love someone else.
(which explains why divorce rates are high.)
people just aren't satisfied with themselves like i am.
its jealousy at its finest.
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When the man asked me what was wrong,
i thought he was an actual caring human being.
he gave me a bottle which reads,
"for treatment of depression,
take two a day."
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Emotional recovery of the year!
...and all it took was a little hardcore drug use,
Sheen, Cobain, Morrison;
you guys get the props for TRULY living life.
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Long Days
he's getting aggressive thoughts again,
the shotgun in the other room is upsetting him.
go to bed, young man.
your hard day needs an end.
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out on a drive,
lost in her eyes,
lost in his high.
he smiled,
when her favorite song came on the radio.
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i need a pop-up blocker
Admirable desperation;
denying the urge to submit to defeat.
"Russian hotties want you!"
a notorious ad in my web browser.
(At least the virus will keep me company)
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Reagan 2 by loveepidemic
Mature content
Reagan 2 :iconloveepidemic:loveepidemic 1 3
reality check
("i am better than everybody in this world!")
let me elaborate,
for those who have missed the plot.
to the ones who thought i was serious,
i clearly,
am not!
you read the statement,
thinking it was real,
chewing me out,
making it a big deal.
my concept was anger,
and damn did you fall,
by sending me hate,
ive played you all.
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kitsch the penguin by loveepidemic kitsch the penguin :iconloveepidemic:loveepidemic 0 0 Reagan by loveepidemic
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Reagan :iconloveepidemic:loveepidemic 0 0
heartache through a viewfinder
she passed the point and shoot hastily,
pulling out the old,
"i gotta smoke,
you takeover." card.
the lens.
the flash.
the familiar bleeps and bloops.
it was as if,
the little noisy memory saver,
and me,
were one.
suddenly your scene came up,
and your cue was called.
similar to a toy robot losing his batteries,
i shot into a comatose-like state.
and rejection,
are two whores,
constantly fucking me from behind.
:iconloveepidemic:loveepidemic 0 0
Mature content
sleep aid :iconloveepidemic:loveepidemic 0 0
poetry 101
curse this ideal sense of modern literature!
consider this my official declaration of independence,
from the "free thinkers" of society.
"roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you comment my poems,
ill comment yours too."
i will do,
(and fuck up all these grammars)
someone stop me...
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thoughts on theatre
is that what you call it?
all i see,
are full grown idiots,
playing "pretend",
like a flock of eight year olds.
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majoring in depression
im entering the college age,
going to parties,
and getting laid.
hangovers from hell,
pondering profession,
fuck this age!
im only majoring in depression.
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When cows get into the drugs by peninabox
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When cows get into the drugs :iconpeninabox:peninabox 3 3
Reconcile by Cataclysm-X Reconcile :iconcataclysm-x:Cataclysm-X 7,053 736 As much as we love each other by HP-McDoogle As much as we love each other :iconhp-mcdoogle:HP-McDoogle 2 2 stop by momography
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stop :iconmomography:momography 2 0
Disbelief by DmitryTrickster
Mature content
Disbelief :icondmitrytrickster:DmitryTrickster 4 1
yellow square by 1510 yellow square :icon1510:1510 468 235 everyone quietly goes by DarkGomo everyone quietly goes :icondarkgomo:DarkGomo 2,199 237 This Heart Beats for You by Alliyana This Heart Beats for You :iconalliyana:Alliyana 7 0 wonderland2 by kapiha wonderland2 :iconkapiha:kapiha 1 2 Mis Jacentego by taitaos Mis Jacentego :icontaitaos:taitaos 6 5 Have Love Will Travel by kajali Have Love Will Travel :iconkajali:kajali 582 42
It Feels Good to Love
Disrespectful mutilation
Manipulated masturbation
Semi-conscious, lying words
And selfish, wounding, hot impatience
You wouldn't know love if it spit in your face
If it broke both your legs to put you back in your place
The only love you know is pink-plastic fake
It moves the way you want because you gave it it's shape
It feels good to love but better to control
With muscles blue and irises gold
Strong in body but stronger in mind
With words like that you'll have her in no time
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i think i cum everyday...
overall in kundalini.
can i has this peice o' truth?
i'm thinking 'bout yer nipples
those skittles candies you offered me
you know, those are a bit like your nipples
and those fiddles, you played them real good
and the food, it was fine
i'd like to dine with you again
a pen...
your cock was like a pen
you took me to a den
and drugged me
and fucked me sideways
for many, many days...
i think i'm becoming a fawn...
tangled up in you
could it really be this true?
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One Tone by TraceyLove One Tone :icontraceylove:TraceyLove 99 12 Death to Myself by Alaric-Vanvelsor Death to Myself :iconalaric-vanvelsor:Alaric-Vanvelsor 14 5



skyler payne
United States
blonde hair
blue eyes

warm days
chilly nights
ceiling fans on full speed
silly cats
blue bell ice cream
fluffy penguins
roof tops
retro skateboards

cold showers
yellow tipped socks
organized religion
undecorated rooms
non hygienic people
crowded escalators
bad photos
the mind of the general populous
the government.

Current Residence: Alvin, TX.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: 900 pixels
Print preference: 8x10 or larger
Favourite genre of music: east bay/o.c. punk, old country, techno, old school hip hop, and everything in between.
Favourite style of art: surreal photography, abstract, transgressive
Operating System: PC
MP3 player of choice: ipod classic
Favourite cartoon character: pikachu,ren and stimpy,rocko,
Personal Quote: "life is like a mop"…


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Skeleton-Boy Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Professional General Artist
Hey there, you once added a film of mine called "The Elixir" to your favorites. I just released a re-edited, restored version of the film. It would mean a lot to me if you checked it out [link]
imALIVEimDREAMING Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
happy birthday! c:
loveepidemic Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
haha youre the only one on DA to say that XD
thank ya! ;D
BorjaPascual Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
AleDarkAngel Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
Thank you for the fav!

xHardcorexHeroinex Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010

Thanks for the watch. O:
Love and Rockets.. my life as liz? o.O
Skeleton-Boy Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Professional General Artist
Thanks for adding my film to your favorites :)
ERNESTO-GUEVARA Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010
thanks alot for the +fav :heart:
CometAndDancer Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010
Thank's for adding me to your deviantwatch :]
CrayolaQueen09 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010
Thankyou ever so much for the favourite :)
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